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Earthshaker
04:27
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Are you ready to groove?
I said are you ready to groove?
Gnome style action all the way
Them crazy tinker gnomes, they built a mecha
Just like that one you saw on the cover
You know it was a party killer
You know it was a freaky thriller
It was a castle breaker
It was shake n' baker
It was a death maker
A party killer
And they called it, they called it EARTHSHAKER
They called it EARTHSHAKER
Not the kind of gnomes to mend the pot you piss in
You think they're kind of cute but there's a point your missing
Like a giant robot that's set to kill
It's called the EARTHSHAKER and you know it will
Smash the crappy little castle you've been calling a home
It's the evil machination of a pissed off gnome
Seemed alright when it came to town
But now it's out of control you gotta take it down
EARTHSHAKER
EARTHSHAKER
EARTHSHAKER
EARTHSHAKER
EARTHSHAKER
Just a bunch of kids at Geneva Con
Thinking we were cool but it all went wrong
We had the magic, We had the power
But the stupid EARTHSHAKER made it all go sour
Wiping out the party in the thirteenth round
Took us to the mat for some ground and pound
Pick up your dice and you leave the table
Fighting back the tears but you're just not able
EARTHSHAKER
EARTHSHAKER
EARTHSHAKER
EARTHSHAKER
EARTHSHAKER
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2. |
We Are Slod
02:22
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We are Slod, come from the maelstrom of limbo
We are Slod, urged on by the madness of Yorl
The planescape is our feeding ground, material world our breeding ground
We are Slod, we've come for your world yes we have
And chaos comes with us, yes it does, yes it does, yes it does
And chaos comes with us, yes it does, yes it does, yes it does
We are S-L-double A-D baby
Psychic skills to drive you crazy
When we come there’s no retreating
On your world we'll be feeding
S-L-double A-D baby
Psychic skills to drive you crazy
When we come there’s no retreating
On your world we'll be feeding
We are Slod
We are Slod
We are Slod
We are Slod
We are Slod
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We came to the town of Saltmarsh seeking to find our fate
Instead what we discovered was a whole lot of hate
And pirate booty
Lots and lots of booty
We came for the booty and handed them their booty
It seemed just a lonely old house but therein we were waylaid
Centipedes in the kitchen and we forgot the RAID!
But we didn't forget the booty
Lots and lots of booty
We came for the booty and handed them their booty
Their was a man tied up, said his name was Ned
Turns out he was an assassin, we had to kill him dead
And take his booty
All of Ned's booty
We came for the booty we handed them their booty
Punk-e-tah I want your pieces of eight
Punk-e-tah I need your pieces of eight
Punk-e-tah I'll get your pieces of eight
Punk-e-tah I got your pieces of eight
To get to the Sea Ghost we had to sneak
It was a pirate ship and the adventures peak
And it was full of booty so much booty
Oh I love pirate booty
I love handing them their booty
Punk-e-tah I want your pieces of eight
Punk-e-tah I need your pieces of eight
Punk-e-tah I'll get your pieces of eight
Punk-e-tah I got your pieces of eight
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In the lost caverns of Tsojcanth-a
Fought a lot of monstesr but their was always one badder
There was a lightning breathing lizard, a rhino riding giant
Some funky-ass chickens, turn you into stoner
In the lost caverns of Tsojcanth-a
Fought a lot of monstesr but their was always one badder
We got lost in a labyrinth, used a bunch of torches
Paladin pitched a tent when he saw Drelzna
Oh but the party wasn't making camp
Ah it wasn't that kind of tent anyways
In the lost caverns of Tsojcanth-a
Fought a lot of monsters but their was always one badder
There was a freaky clay golem we were scared when we saw him
Threw us in a panic and killed our only cleric
Oh who's gonna heal the party now?
Is there a doctor in the house
Down with his creator, tough like no other
Didn't have a mother he killed all the brothers
He was a bad mothertrucker
Bad mothertrucker
Bad bad bad bad bad mothertrucker
He went boom-shaka-laka
Boom-shaka-laka
Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-shaka-laka
He went boom-shaka-laka
Boom-shaka-laka
Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom-shaka-laka
In the lost caverns of Tsojcanth-a
Fought a lot of monsters but their was always one badder
Always one badder
Always one badder
Always one badder
Always one badder
Always one badder
In the lost caverns of Tsojcanth
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Against the Giants
06:23
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Human settlements under attack
The nobles they gather their forces but they can't fight back
So they hire some mercenaries, blood on their hands
The sort who leave a trail of bodies, strewn across the lands
Against the giants, Hill - Fire - Frost
Against the giants, Victory at all cost
Chieftain Nosnra, Giant of the hills
Laid in ambush with insufficient skills
It was an error that cost his life, he never really stood a chance
Now his head is a warning sign, impaled upon a lance
Against the giants, Hill - Fire - Frost
Against the giants, Victory at all cost
Frost Giant Jarl, high on the glacial rift
They freed his captive bride and that got him pretty miffed
He charged ahead to crush their bones his anger didn't serve him well
Never saw the blade that cut his throat his eyes were blinded by a spell
Against the giants, Hill - Fire - Frost
Against the giants, Victory at all cost
King Snore Ironbelly, a giant of the fire
His treasure was heavily guarded by a red dragon's pyre
Slay the dragon steal the treasure
Old Ironbelly he ain't up to the measure
Of a band of human giant slayers
Swinging sword and axe and prayers
Against the giants, Hill - Fire - Frost
Against the giants, Victory at all cost
Against the giants
Against the giants
Now the mission it's over, mercenaries get paid
They spend their money on women and wine and they rest they waste
The moral of this story if there's one to be said:
"The only giant you can ever trust is a giant that's dead"
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The Isle of Dread
05:02
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My name is Barbarosa, with care I urge you tread
My secret words you followed, to the Isle of Dread
To the isle of Dread
My name is Barbarosa, with care I urge you tread
My secret words you followed, to the Isle of Dread
To the isle of Dread
We left from Specularum, departed in good rights
Our ship was blown asunder for seven days and nights
We reached a tiny village, the natives called it 'home'
Therein stood lifelike statues of iron bronze and stone
The makers of these statues, an ancient race indeed
Had built a massive stone wall to protect their greed
A onetime mighty city upon the highlands lay
It holds a pearly treasure or so the natives say
My name is Barbarosa, with care I urge you tread
My secret words you follow to the Isle of Dread
My crews been decimated so from this isle I leave
My words will guide me back here, that pearl I will retrieve
But years have past me by, now I'm long dead and gone
The island stayed a secret until you came along
My hidden words uncovered have lead you to this place
To claim that pearly treasure such perils you will face
Like a giant walking lizard from lands forgot in time
Oh from my grave I hear them, the bells for you now chime
My name is Barbarosa, with care I urge you tread
My name is Barbarosa, with care I urge you tread
But still you chase your fortune on the Isle of Dread
On the Isle of Dread
On the Isle of Dread
On the Isle of Dread
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It's a breeding dance at the spawning stone
I'm a horny slaad and I'm all alone
Ain't nobody want to dance with me
I got a mind like chaos gonna set it free
It's a breeding dance at the spawning stone
It's a breeding dance at the spawning stone
I'm a blue slaad gonna find me a red
We're gonna make us a baby that will make you dead
I'm a red slaad gonna find me a blue
We're gonna make us a baby that will take over you
At the breeding dance at the spawning stone
It's a breeding dance at the spawning stooooone
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8. |
The Desert of Desolation
05:49
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I am a pharaoh and my name is Amun Re
My spirit calls to you now hear what I must say
Free me of the curse that's tied me to these lands
Steal from my pyramid that's buried in the sands of
The desert of desolation
The desert of desolation
The desert of desolation
The desert of desolation
Run out of Pazar with the law hot on our heels
Faced with no choice the Staff of Ruling we must steal
We are but men and we claim no secret powers
But to survive the night the Star Gem must be ours in
The desert of desolation
The desert of desolation
The desert of desolation
The desert of desolation
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Slod Vancouver, British Columbia
Slod is a (nerd) rock band celebrating table-top role-playing games and old skool D&D. We have been gaming since the early
80s, and rocking out for 10 years.
Current incarnation of Slod is Andy Reimer (vocals,bass), Mark Frein (guitars, synths), and Nathan Matthews (drums).
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